Saturday, May 06, 2006

121 Days Left
Weight: 210
Training time: 2:37
Total Pledge Value: $381.47

Due to the fact that I'm very hardcore I was back on the training program today. The coach had me running my same 5+25 at 150 bpm. It went pretty smoothly, all things considered. My syphlitic cough seems to have abated, so I only had to contend with a mild nosebleed. Because I'm a champ I just stuffed some kleenex in my nose and kept going. I'm hopeful that once I lay off the coke my nosebleeds will stop too.

In a true 'The Price is Right' move, my friend Jon has one-upped his former housemate John by a single cent and pledged $17.74 to the cause. Talk about escalation - this is reminiscent of the Gate House days, where mouldy bread balls and leaners (def'n 3) were commonplace. I wonder if the original escalator will get in on the action...

Also, a special pledge-related note. My dear sister, Adele Elizabeth Ruhl, noted huffily that I had not mentioned her pledge in the blog. While this is not specifically true, I did fail to mention her name alongside it. She was one of my initial pledgers and was noted anonymously. Therefore, I would like it to be known that she has pledged the price of a bottle of Hennessey. Because I'm OG like that, and she knows this. Anyone who knows Addie will recognize the significant effort she must have made to pry open her purse and part with an amount of money in the tens of dollars. It's all about the Macdonalds, baby.

4 comments:

Ham said...

Are you shitting me? Bedley was pres of gate?

Anonymous said...

there is no shitting you.
bedley was the prez.
bedley also almost went to jail because he was involved in various illegal activites surrounding gate house....well jail is over the top. probably expelled.

Ham said...

i wouldn't expect any less.

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