Tuesday, May 09, 2006

118 Days Left
Weight: 207
Training Time: 3:45
Total Pledge Value: $411.47

Fuuuuuuuck. Today the coach - who is clearly a sadist, had me try something new. After a 10 minute warm up I ran three sets of 4 minutes each, running as hard as I could. Each set was separated from the next by a two minute walking rest, which gave me just enough time to blow my nose and throw up in my mouth. Before today I thought that the training was quite managable and sometimes even enjoyable. I will never refer to this interval crap as enjoyable. My understanding is that intervals were designed by Satan as a way of making people vomit and wish for death. I think that fairly describes how they make me feel...can't wait for tomorrow.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should stay strong and keep working hard -the enemy has NO CHANCE.

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Anonymous said...

Hmm... that was an experiment that should have been previewed. Still works!

Ham said...

i need a trainer. i can't make myself throw up in my mouth.

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