Height: Still 5'10"
Weight: Still 210 lbs (despite a night of drinking)
Training time so far: 45 mins
Total Value of Pledges: Approx. $264.00
Money Invested: $99.00
Buoyed by the of pledges I recieved yesterday, I realized that I stand to profit handsomely from posting a W on Labour Day. Coach has got a good training plan for me and one of the metrics we use to chart progress and set goals is heart rate. With that in mind, and hundreds of dollars in cash and prizes on the line, I decided to invest in a heart rate monitor. This little monster is great for training, you can keep an eye on your heart rate and adjust your pace accordingly. Despite the fact that I spent money on it and felt like a pro, it didn't make me run faster. The only thing it really did was show me how far I will have to go in order to beat The Enemy. In fact, my first words to the coach were "I'm mother-fucked." He assured me that I was not and that we would be starting slow but things would be ramping up quickly.
No pledges to report today. Its entirely possible that some were made last night, but they've been obscured by the haze of alcohol and late-night mini cheeseburgers. Its possible that I will have to adjust my lifestyle for training purposes at some point, but while my training consists of very slow jogging, I think I'll be ok. In hopes of inspiring further pledges, and thus making my eventual victory that much sweeter, I've decided that should the pledges top $500 in value, I will compete in this outfit. If nothing else, it should distract The Enemy and reduce any spectators to fits of laughter.
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